Imbibing beer before the cocktail hour,
the Padre's shocked to see the fair-sex throngs.
"Ibiza girls must think they're in the shower;
they're naked but for mono Date-Tape thongs!
I'd look away but need to note what wrongs
might tempt our sailors should they visit here.
I hope it's too expensive. My, how queer!
Those young men in the surf are walking nude
and holding hands. I'll have another beer.
Thongs Be to Him who keeps me such a prude."